| Welcome to John Smallberries' Science Fiction Joke-a-ramma | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Hello friends, Collected here a few of my favorite Science Fiction jokes. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| it's a known fact that Hammerhead is quite the practical joker... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Who's the stinkiest bounty hunter in the galaxy? ANSWER: Boba Fart How many droids can you fit in a Termok Beta Thermal Pod? ANSWER: Five. One to fix the ultra-transmogrifier and four to pull the Tention Function Over-ride How to you get a Traladon to stop molting? ANSWER: Take away his Murl Unit What's green and red and goes a million bleems per second? ANSWER: A Vormouse in a Pulveriser Compounder Why did the Duros cross the zoomtrench? ANSWER: He was binded to the Alderaanian Sac-bird Why do Lumamites glow? ANSWER: So they can see their wing fingers What is Logray's favorite kind of music? ANSWER: Ewok and Roll | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| artwork by Ritchard Sutton...check out his site: http://www.mandrill.com | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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